Movie-Based Movie Blogs Vol. 2

For those who are not familiar with the concept of this new feature I have added to spice up my blog, please check back at the “pilot post”.

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Reviews from the .44 Magnum
Tagline
Do ya feel lucky, punk?
Based on
Dirty Harry series (films noted)
Grading Scale (Best to Worst)
Makes my day (Sudden Impact)
Fired 6 shots (Dirty Harry)
Only fired 5 (Dirty Harry)
Feel lucky (Dirty Harry)
Every dirty flaw that comes along (Dirty Harry)

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Woody Responses
Tagline
Questioning society/films.
Based on
Woody Allen movies (indicated)
Grading Scale (Best to Worst)
I should stop ruining this film searching for scenes I’m never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts. (Hannah and Her Sisters)
I’m not saying I didn’t enjoy myself, but I didn’t. (The Curse of the Jade Scorpion)
What a world. It could be so wonderful if it weren’t for certain films. (Radio Days)

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Shining Reviews
Tagline
Heere’s movies!!
Based on
The Shining
Grading Scale (Best to Worst)
We want to watch you, forever and ever and ever
Heere’s movie!!
All script and no plot makes this a dull movie
I’m just gonna bash the TV in

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Cineblanca
Tagline
Now Sam says “Play it.”
Based on
Casablanca
Grading Scale (Best to Worst)
Here’s looking at you, film
The beginning of a beautiful filmography
Play it once, for old time’s sake
Round up the usual missteps
Of all the films in all the Blockbusters in all the world, I rented this one

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Terminate This Movie
Tagline
The only reviews spoken mo-no-to-nous-ly.
Based on
The Terminator and one or two of its sequels (films noted)
Grading Scale (Best to Worst)
It is your destiny. (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines)
I’ll be back. (The Terminator)
I’m wasting my time. (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines)
Hasta la vista, baby. (Terminator 2: Judgment Day)

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6 thoughts on “Movie-Based Movie Blogs Vol. 2

    • Casablanca’s actually a pretty easy one because of how quotable it is. The one I had trouble with was the Woody Allen one. I may go back in and add a new high mark, reserved strictly for Bergman films, lol. He’s more than expressed his fandom.

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