The Idea: somewhere between entries five and nine in the Paranormal Activity series
The Tagline: “It’s been around for longer than you thought!”
The Plot: Katie is perusing ancestry.com when she suddenly discovers a photo of her great-great-great-grandmother, Queen Victoria. The picture is heavily distorted, and she presumes it is because her family has a long history of being possessed.
Last Lines: (black and white title) “Katie later discovered that her possession traces back as far as earth’s own origins, and is actually no more than early onset dementia.”