The 3rd Annual Cinemaniac Awards – WINNERS

As promised, I’ve picked out the winners by today–just in time for the Oscars to come along into the scene and override the tongue-in-cheek Cinemaniac Awards.  Of course, we all know that the Academy is wrong and I am right, but whatever, they’re always gonna be so much more prestigious than this über-small, comparatively recent blog of mine.

Anyway, here are the real winners, before the Academy tries and tell you otherwise:

Outstanding Feature

Boyhood

OUTSTANDING FEATURE

Best Screenplay

Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn

BEST SCREENPLAY

Outstanding Director

Richard Linklater (Boyhood)

OUTSTANDING DIRECTOR

Best Ensemble

Boyhood (Ellar Coltrane, Patricia Arquette, Lorelei Linklater, Ethan Hawke)

BEST ENSEMBLE

Best Actor

Steve Carell (Foxcatcher)

BEST ACTOR

Best Actress

Rosamund Pike (Gone Girl)

BEST ACTRESS

Best Supporting Actor

J. K. Simmons (Whiplash)

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Best Supporting Actress

Patricia Arquette (Boyhood)

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Best Cinematography

Birdman (Emmanuel Lubezki)

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

Best Score

Birdman (Antonio Sanchez)

BEST SCORE

Best Visual Effects

Interstellar

FILM - INTERSTELLAR

Best Costume Design

The Grand Budapest Hotel (Milena Canonero)

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

Best Production Design

The Grand Budapest Hotel (Adam Stockhausen)

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN

Best Film Editing

Boyhood (Sandra Adair)

BEST FILM EDITING

Note: I have nothing against the Oscars.  I kid in my first two paragraphs.  Just putting that out there in case anybody suspected I was anti-Oscar.  As a matter of fact, I’m so darn excited for the Oscars tomorrow, and you better be, too.

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7 thoughts on “The 3rd Annual Cinemaniac Awards – WINNERS

  1. You should consider doing replicas for all the Oscar categories. This list right here is just sooo fucking perfect! For example, while Juilanne Moore was great as usual, Rosamund Pike really had this surreal quality to her performance that made her the best IMO.

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