T-Minus 19 Days

That’s right: in exactly 19 days, Star Wars: The Force Awakens will open here on the East Coast.  Okay, maybe 19 days isn’t all that exact.  In exactly 19 days, the trailer reel will start, and then, 10 to 20 minutes later, Star Wars: The Force Awakens will open here on the East Coast.  (Hint: If you go to an independent theater, you’ll probably get closer to 10 minutes of trailers.  At Cinemark, you’ll most likely get around 15 minutes.  At AMC, it’s more than likely around 17 or 18 minutes.  At Regal, you’re looking at about 20 minutes.  But I digress.)

Yes, I admit, I am growing a little more obsessed with the new Star Wars movie each day.  And guess what I found online today.

No, it’s not leaked, if that’s what you’re thinking, and if it were leaked, then I’d shun you for watching it leaked.  You don’t watch Star Wars leaked online.  You don’t watch movies leaked online, period.  Even if you’re at a ridiculously overpriced theater paying 30 or 40 dollars, it steal beats the cost of being in jail for several years.  But I digress.

What I found online today was an article on telegraph.co.uk.  I’m not sure how many articles they’ve been doing this for, or if this is the only one, but apparently, there’s a button right at the top of the article that says, “Activate Star Wars mode.”  And it is pretty awesome.  Click here for the article, and if you don’t read it in Star Wars mode after all my rambling, then you might be as inattentive as you are boring.  And, to quote Darth Vader, you might also be as clumsy as you are stupid.

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